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I Couldnt Resist

Postby olzielawzy on Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:06 pm

My Next Door Neighbour was In Hospital and I Visited her Yesterday. She was in a Seperate Ward and When I Saw The Doctor I Couldnt Resist Saying.. Thankyou Ma'am!
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Re: I Couldnt Resist

Postby Midnight Patrol on Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:49 pm

Did you take her some hard-boiled eggs and nuts?
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Re: I Couldnt Resist

Postby StanandOlliefan on Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:02 pm

I hope you didn't bring her chocolate, that is if she didn't pay you back for the last one!
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Re: I Couldnt Resist

Postby olzielawzy on Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:00 am

No, I Didnt Take Her Chocolates, I Took her Lilies but I ate The Stamens Inside Them Though. But I Didnt Throw The Doctor Out The Window, Or, Drive Home after sitting on a needle!
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Re: I Couldnt Resist

Postby StanandOlliefan on Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:31 am

olzielawzy wrote:No, I Didnt Take Her Chocolates, I Took her Lilies but I ate The Stamens Inside Them Though. But I Didnt Throw The Doctor Out The Window, Or, Drive Home after sitting on a neidle!


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Re: I Couldnt Resist

Postby Mr. Hall on Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:37 pm

Then it's a rotten needle! :lol:
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Re: I Couldnt Resist

Postby Gerry on Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:19 am

Well, there I was, for the foist time in my life, having a nice time. I had my chocolates on my bed, and my lilys on my side table. Then, you came in — and what did you do? I'll tell you what you did; you decided to throw a wild party. Foist you took my chocolates, then you took upset the vase all over the bed and ate up all the stamens. Hmmmmph! And then, you said to my doctor "Thank you, Ma'am." Why it's enough to make a grown man boist out crying.

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Re: I Couldnt Resist

Postby StanandOlliefan on Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:18 pm

Gerry wrote:Well, there I was, for the foist time in my life, having a nice time. I had my chocolates on my bed, and my lilys on my side table. Then, you came in — and what did you do? I'll tell you what you did; you decided to throw a wild party. Foist you took my chocolates, then you took upset the vase all over the bed and ate up all the stamens. Hmmmmph! And then, you said to my doctor "Thank you, Ma'am." Why it's enough to make a grown man boist out crying.

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:cry: Well i couldn't help it.... :cry: :lol:
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